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Kathleen Fitzgerald gave me the lyrics, so I saddled up a country accent and hit the song hard. This was the only take, teehee.
lyrics
If you bought me a pair of fat shorts
Well I'd wear 'em every day
I'd smell bad wearin' fat shorts
Because that's the comfort way
And if you bought me a paira fat shorts
And I were to go up in size
I'd just get me another pair of fat shorts
Don't mind not competing with non fat shorts wearing guys.
Maybe I'd never change those fat shorts
Maybe I'd start to smell real bad
Sometimes it's better wearing fat shorts
Than to be with people who make ye sad.
Lord if you married me in fat shorts
I just don't know what I'd do
Me standin' there wearin' fat shorts
And you give into comfort too.
Here we go.
*banjo solo*
Band is playin' us out in fat shorts
And they couldn't give a care
Everybody wearin' fat shorts.
Nevermind no underwear
And band, play us out in fat shorts
Whether dingus, cooze or both
I wear nothin' but fat shorts
Because I love... fat shorts... The moooost.
credits
released July 28, 2017
Kathleen Fitzgerald: Lyrics
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